There isn’t a beard behind chuck Norris’s beard, only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isnt pushing himself up,he’s pushing the world down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ”endorse”, he tells America howw it’s gonna be.
There are no steroids in baseball. Only players chuck Norris has breathed on.
Rather than being birthed like a normal baby, chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling,”Bang!”.
Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter;he round-house kicks cows, and the utter comes straight out.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends in only a blank form and a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes EVER!
When Chuck Norris sends a letter, he attaches the note to a pigeon and round-house kicks it to the destination.It makes it EVERY time.
In fine print on the last page of every Guinness Book of Wolrd Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
When the boogymaan goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC claiming that ”Law and Order” are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer.Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.NEVER.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris’s face on Mt.Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.
(my own ingenious fact):Chuck Norris doesn’t use stunt doubes, stunt dounles use Chuck Norris!
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(I made this up tonight, but someone may have said this)
Chuck Norris killed Bambi’s mom.
lol great one!
Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.